EDIT (2011/12/18): quote entries must be posted by 11:59 pm PST on Monday December 19.
Over the weekend, I launched my Swag Shop over on CafePress.
As mentioned in my first SWTOR show, I’m running a Giveaway for one t-shirt from my shop.
Here’s how the Giveaway works:
- To participate in the Giveaway, post a comment on this article which contains your kick-ass quote that will go on the back of the t-shirt. Your choice of whether the quote is insightful / clever / funny / etc. If you tweeted the quote to me already, include a link to your tweet
- At my discretion, I’ll pick the winning quote and the lucky person who gets credit for it. In the case where multiple people tweeted the same winning quote and posted that quote here, I’ll consider the timestamps in making the pick
- That lucky person will receive from me a t-shirt product of their choice, with the quote on the back of the t-shirt
- That lucky person will need to PM me (on Twitter or TwitchTV) their mailing address information and the shirt design, color (if applicable), and size. I won’t use that info for any purpose other than sending you the t-shirt. I’ll ship to any destination as long as the cost of shipping does not exceed the cost of the shirt minus my $7 USD markup
- I’ll announce the lucky person via social media this month. If they don’t respond fast enough, I’ll pick someone else
- Remember, this is not a “contest”. This is a “giveaway” and I reserve to right to make any changes / decisions on how it works :)
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Strafe-ty First!
The Grim Deeper
“You must unlearn what you have learned.” Yoda
https://twitter.com/#!/WarPig609/status/146284300894085120
Be like warpig609 here, he’s following what I wrote correctly.
Make sure to include in your comment here:
1. your quote
2. (if applicable) a link to your tweet
Taugrim pvp…it’s medicinal.
“Please. don’t go!”
Incoming quote, Taugrim!
I have to say so far I like this one the best :P
Congratulations! You are unavoidable!
Here is my quote with tweet link: https://twitter.com/#!/dryiggles/status/145714373275566081
Thanks for this Ed. Much appreciated.
Good luck to everyone! :)
Shoots fricken Lazers
Quote: “If you can read this….. kill me now!”
If you can read this I forgot to Strafe
ABS Engaged
(Always Be Stafin’)
“Darth Strafe killed a backpeddler”
Quote here and link again just in case: https://twitter.com/#!/dryiggles/status/145714373275566081
“I’m NOT DRUNK, I’m just Strafing!”, or “Friends Don’t Let Friends Backpeddle”, or “Strafing adds dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl” or “Unbinding Backpeddle since 19XX(or 20XX)”
“I don’t need no stinking Naga”
I’m not drunk, I’m strafing.
“W” on the left shoulder and “R” on the right shoulder.
If you can read this you are backpeddling…
AND MUST DIE!
FWIW, I think you have it backwards. The reader is in the right place, the t-shirt wearer is not positioning correctly.
:)
hah well i was thinking on the front of tshirt my bad for not reading :p haha i jsut strafed past the post O.o
Backpedalers must die!
Don`t hate the gamer for strafing hate the game for not teaching you to!
Go Ed or Be Dead.
“Strafe away from life’s default key-binds.”
I can’t figure out how to link the tweet but, https://twitter.com/#!/RonPhippen – that’s my twitter. Tweeted this at you yesterday.
“I swag like a pro……I meant strafe!”
“I’ve got Taugrim’s back”
Play it strafe.
If mine doesnt win ;-) … This defiantly should. A+ for catchy-ness.
Screw Onyxia! When’s Huttball?!?!
“Winning : It’s the shirt”
If u can read this either u or me are dead. (Hopefully u).
BALL CARRIER
and send the free shirt to gamebraker :)
some straife and some don`t
some live and some don`t…
Backpaddle this!!1
“Pro Strafe, Pro Gameplay”
“Scourge of the Zerg”
Guildies got my back;
who’s at yours?
“No Jumping Allowed!”
if you can read this you must be in stealth ;)
life is like Hutball some like balls some dont
I dunno how to link to tweets like UofKCat did… :(
If you know how please reply here :D
This is so fail… dont play Wow and post tweets at the same time when u dont know what your doing :)
Just delete this entry.. will make new post later, thanx..
“Thank you for backpedalling”
“Thank you for not backpedalling”
“The enemy has been Taugrim’d”
“We are Taugrim”
“These are not the keybinds you are looking for”
“This is the back of my swtor”
“I’ll never turn my back on swtor”
No clue how to link to a tweet but a posted this one up yesterday during your Q&A. I think it even got a re-tweet from you.
” You should have ‘If you can read this, I’m kiting you wrong’ on the back of a Tee :P “
Course Key-Binding 101
Defaults = Die like Gary in PVP
“Look, I am your fodder”
In case you need this my twitter is @asoldierof2552. https://twitter.com/#!/asoldierof2552
To all the gnomes I’ve killed over the years: Now I have a lightsaber.
Normal Taugrim front
Target on back
“Free Kill” under target
0.o did it work?
For the more Taugrim orientated quote:
Taugrim’s PvP Hotline:
Uh huh.. uh huh.. okay, just keep backpedaling and I’ll be right with you.
“I don’t usually pvp, but when I do…I circle strafe, backstab, and win.”
https://twitter.com/#!/UnsungCesspool/status/145619852290306048
WASD is for Noobs!!
“If you can read this I’m staffing wrong”
“No, you can’t be in my Guild”
:(
This particular quote prolly won’t make it.
You mean…I CAN by in your guild? Haha just kiddin. I wasn’t really trying to be mean spirited, just playing on how many times you’ve been asked. But I totally understand!
Wanted: Pocket Healer
Will PwN for Food…
You once asked me in erm…Allods;
“Are you all about PvP? I’m ALL about PvP!”
Haha, I would buy a shirt if I wasn’t pennyless right now. :(
“One does not simply strafe into Mordor”
Curing Backpeddle One PvP Kill At A Time….
“Backpedaling? I find your lack of skill disturbing.”
“Use the key-binds, Luke.”
“Strike me down, and I will respawn more quickly than you could possibly imagine.”
“Aren’t you a little short for PvP?”
“I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let Taugrim win.”
These are solid.
be pro ! break the CC !
From the Light-Or through the Darkness-We Stream Devotion
or
From the Light-Or through the Darkness-We Stream Perfection
or
From the Light-Or through the Darkness-We Stream “insert other variation”
May the Taugrim be with you….
Chris Randall
cr120575 Chris Randall
@taugrim T-Shirt Slogan “If you can see this, I am not strafing correctly!”
12 hours ago
Retweeted by taugrim
“Look, good against backpedaling is one thing, good against strafing, that’s something else.”
Chris Randall
cr120575 Chris Randall
@taugrim T-Shirt Slogan “If you can see this, I am not strafing correctly!”
12 hours ago
Retweeted by taugrim
Oops forgot the link, sorry….
“To back peddle is to admit defeat”
EPIC T-Shirt (Hoodie), just add Mods…
Saber……………check!
Stim’s……………check!
Tunnel vision…disabled!
[ Queue Group ]
Shirt Logo Taugrim ProTip- “Over extension = BAD!”
Taking the l33t out of Elite.
It’s dangerous to strafe alone. Here, take this: *picture of your keybindings as shown in the article about keybindings*
“To Whom it may Apply:
Please restrain your urges to circle strafe around me when reading this message.
Sincerely,
Taugrim”
“Obi-Wan got the high ground cause Anakin turns with A and D.”
“The Jedi got purged ’cause they’re clickers.”
“Darth Sidious lost to Mace Windu cause he’s a back peddler.”
“Vader beat the Emperor cause he gave up his back.”
“Yoda was a Master…. At key binding!”
‘Don’t crit me, bro!’
or
‘Stop crit’ing yourself!’
I liked Cast’s “Play It Strafe” quote
thanks dude! :)
“Hold that pose.”
It is only the dead, that see the end of War ~ Pluto
My online gaming handle has been War for the last 10 years cuz of my love for PvP. So the name is fitting ;)
“You Will Meet Your Fate On The Backpedal You Take To Avoid It”
“Front”
(…to confuse anyone who does get behind me.)
“I used to backpedal, but then I took an arrow in the knee.”
Michalador
@taugrim Back Peddling. Heh. Keyboard turning. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.
“Strafe Wars: The Keybind Strikes Back”
“Hokey religions and lame backpadelling are no substitute for skilled strafing”
L2P
Learn from the best or lose like the rest.
Oh look…a backpeddler…Darwin was correct.
Pick your top 10 and put them on the back of a shirt that says
The top 10 reasons (that if i was strafing you couldn’t read) to pvp
I put the kick in kickass.
“Backstabs only hurt half as much when you’ve got Taugrim guarding you.”
(As a side note, for the front I like: “If you can read this…YOU’RE IN RANGE.”)
“These are not the strafers you are looking for *waveshand*”
“Maps and walls!”
“No, you cannot use me as ‘Cover’!”
Two that I had tweeted yesterday.11 Dec
@viknj @taugrim you put on the back of the shirt “if you can read this, I’m not strafing”.
@taugrim how about a baby onesie “I Strafed my way out”
Stay back 50 feet….or else
I would rather be PvPing
You know what they say about guys with big axes
I only read the first 50 so far but here’s one…
“The Tau of gaming”
New Lightsaber 1000 credits
New Robes 7000 credits
New Speeder Bike 95000 credits……
Forgetting to put on underwear while riding your speeder bike….. priceless.
PvP: It’s not just for jerks anymore.
I came. I saw. I tanked.
Strafing makes my world go round
No backpeddling allowed
Bagged, Tagged, Strafed